"Important Rules"

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"Important Rules"

Post by boat » Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:26 pm

as compiled from our very own [NME]Xav...

[NME]Xav wrote:I've been meaning to send this out for a few days, but just kept
deciding to shoot people instead. I couldn't get into EC1 the other day after what seemed like a year of trying, so I figured, what the heck, I'll try my luck on another server. The one thing I learned is that we have one tough server--some seriously talented people. I don't know if I was on a roll or what, but I was just fraggin' away and capping right and left. At the end of 2fort, my score (as a soldier--not the fastest class) was 128 kills 4 deaths with 24 people on the server. And one of those deaths was me. I felt like Andre the Giant dancing merrily all over the little smurf village. It was hilarious. While there, and on a few more maps, I learned some things that I just didn't know (due to playing on EC all the time). I
think they're valuable lessons. (As a side note, I eventually got on EC, and got creamed--thanks Pipo, g00p and Shaitan6 for dishing up a whollup on me by the way).

1) If you guard the flag, you're a fag.
2) If you play any sort of defence, you're a fag.
3) The red team is a bunch of fags.
4) You're not supposed to go anywhere near your own flag room. If you
do, you're camping, and you're a fag.
5) If you're a spy, you're a fag.
6) Scouts are fags.
7) If you build a sentry gun, you're basically camping, so, you're a
fag.
8) If you snipe a member of the other team, that's bullshit, and you're
a fag.
9) If you throw a grenade and kill someone, you're a fag.
10) Concussion grenades are for fags.
11) Medics are fags.
12) Detoning a dispenser near a member of the other team means you're a fag.
13) Pyros are total fags.
14) HW guys are for newbie pussie fags.
15) Snipers are chicken-shit fags.
16) If you throw a nail-grenade at a sentry gun and blow it up, you're a
fag.
17) Demos are "newbie smamming fag monsters."
18) If you shoot at your own team as a "spy-check" it's really because
you're a fag.
19) If you cap the flag, you're not really fighting, so, you must be a
fag.
20) If you stop the other team from capping the flag, you're a fag.
21) Engineers are super-fags.
22) Blue guys are fags.
23) If you kill a member of the other team with a rocket, that's
bullshit, and you're a fag.
24) If you kill a member of the other team with any other weapon, that's
also bullshit, and you're a fag.
25) Fags are pussies.
26) If you set a detpack, you're a fag.
27) Getting a resupply bag when you're fighting near one means you're a
fag.
28) If you're not a sniper, and you kill a sniper, it's because you're a
fag.
29) If you are a sniper, and you kill a sniper, that's total bullshit,
(your sexuality may remain intact).
30) Unless you killed him with a grenade, in which case, you're a fag.

Needless to say, I was amazed at just how much you can learn when you
play on a different server for a while. From now on, I promise I will be
seriously questioning how my play reflects my own sexuality, and I just
thought you guys/gals might want a heads as well.

--Xav.


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Post by [NME]Myth » Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:41 pm

:rofl: :cry: <- where's the joyful tears?

That is hilarious no matter how many times you've read it.

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Post by [NME]T-Bone » Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:57 pm

Good 'Ole Xav always did have a way with words. :lol:

This is definately one of the most monumentous pieces of mail sent through the clan mail. 8)
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Post by Drewbacca » Mon Oct 21, 2002 6:07 pm

This is part of the NME canon of writ for sure! You rock Xav!

From now on I'll just spectate!

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Post by Ralph » Wed Oct 23, 2002 8:30 am

:rofl:

join a forum, just to find out that I'm a big fag!

well, consider this my official coming out...

"Hello, my name is Ralph, and I'm a big flamer" :lol:

thanks guys, I feel alot better now...a big burden off my shoulders :pbt:

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Post by KUMITE » Wed Oct 23, 2002 7:01 pm

Ralph wrote::rofl:

join a forum, just to find out that I'm a big fag!

well, consider this my official coming out...

"Hello, my name is Ralph, and I'm a big flamer" :lol:

thanks guys, I feel alot better now...a big burden off my shoulders :pbt:

:smilecolros:







Hi Ralph, you big flamer. :lol:

I love reading that .

PEACE K :cheers:

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Post by Drewbacca » Thu Oct 24, 2002 1:16 am

I just noticed that chick of yours has got a nice tan. Heh heh.

Now with your official coming out, how about the nickname, Rainbow Ralph?

J/K

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Post by Ralph » Thu Oct 24, 2002 2:05 pm

I am Ralph, hear me roar, ROWR!

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Post by PsychoMissy » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:42 am

I never knew I was a fag :o :o :o :o :o

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Post by boat » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:50 am

PsychoMissy wrote:I never knew I was a fag :o :o :o :o :o


:lol: :oops:

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Post by KUMITE » Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:12 pm

PsychoMissy wrote:I never knew I was a fag :o :o :o :o :o








:o Welcome to the club honey :wink:



PEACE K :cheers:

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Post by Drewbacca » Tue Nov 12, 2002 3:30 pm

KUMITE wrote:
PsychoMissy wrote:I never knew I was a fag :o :o :o :o :o








:o Welcome to the club honey :wink:



PEACE K :cheers:


:rofl: Oh my!!!


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