[NME]Xav wrote:I've been meaning to send this out for a few days, but just kept
deciding to shoot people instead. I couldn't get into EC1 the other day after what seemed like a year of trying, so I figured, what the heck, I'll try my luck on another server. The one thing I learned is that we have one tough server--some seriously talented people. I don't know if I was on a roll or what, but I was just fraggin' away and capping right and left. At the end of 2fort, my score (as a soldier--not the fastest class) was 128 kills 4 deaths with 24 people on the server. And one of those deaths was me. I felt like Andre the Giant dancing merrily all over the little smurf village. It was hilarious. While there, and on a few more maps, I learned some things that I just didn't know (due to playing on EC all the time). I
think they're valuable lessons. (As a side note, I eventually got on EC, and got creamed--thanks Pipo, g00p and Shaitan6 for dishing up a whollup on me by the way).
1) If you guard the flag, you're a fag.
2) If you play any sort of defence, you're a fag.
3) The red team is a bunch of fags.
4) You're not supposed to go anywhere near your own flag room. If you
do, you're camping, and you're a fag.
5) If you're a spy, you're a fag.
6) Scouts are fags.
7) If you build a sentry gun, you're basically camping, so, you're a
8) If you snipe a member of the other team, that's bullshit, and you're
9) If you throw a grenade and kill someone, you're a fag.
10) Concussion grenades are for fags.
11) Medics are fags.
12) Detoning a dispenser near a member of the other team means you're a fag.
13) Pyros are total fags.
14) HW guys are for newbie pussie fags.
15) Snipers are chicken-shit fags.
16) If you throw a nail-grenade at a sentry gun and blow it up, you're a
17) Demos are "newbie smamming fag monsters."
18) If you shoot at your own team as a "spy-check" it's really because
you're a fag.
19) If you cap the flag, you're not really fighting, so, you must be a
20) If you stop the other team from capping the flag, you're a fag.
21) Engineers are super-fags.
22) Blue guys are fags.
23) If you kill a member of the other team with a rocket, that's
bullshit, and you're a fag.
24) If you kill a member of the other team with any other weapon, that's
also bullshit, and you're a fag.
25) Fags are pussies.
26) If you set a detpack, you're a fag.
27) Getting a resupply bag when you're fighting near one means you're a
28) If you're not a sniper, and you kill a sniper, it's because you're a
29) If you are a sniper, and you kill a sniper, that's total bullshit,
(your sexuality may remain intact).
30) Unless you killed him with a grenade, in which case, you're a fag.
Needless to say, I was amazed at just how much you can learn when you
play on a different server for a while. From now on, I promise I will be
seriously questioning how my play reflects my own sexuality, and I just
thought you guys/gals might want a heads as well.